đ§ Whatâs this âQuĂ©bĂ©cisationâ thing, and why do I need it?
QuĂ©bĂ©cisation is your path to becoming a true QuĂ©bĂ©cois by adoption. Because at some point, saying âhiâ in French is cute, but understanding joual? Thatâs when you really start chatting!
đ€ I'll learn to speak like a QuĂ©bĂ©cois or just understand CĂ©line Dion?
CĂ©line is just the tip of the iceberg! Get ready to drop âouinâ and âben lĂ â with as much ease as a guy from Beauce in no time!
âł How long until I can say âça va benâ instead of âça va bienâ?
With a little determination and a couple of lessons, youâll be dropping âbenâ and âmoĂ©â before you even realize it!
đ Iâm afraid Iâll get lost in joual; are there subtitles?
No need for subtitles when youâve got the best exercises! And if you do get stuck, Iâm here to save you from the traps of joual!
đ Are we just going to do dictation, or will there be some fun too?
Iâm not that boring! There are QuĂ©bec series (hey, âMâentends-tu?â) and activities that will have you practicing without feeling like youâre in school.
đŹ Will I understand QuĂ©bĂ©cois in movies and not just when they talk about poutine?
Movies, TV, corn on the cob â soon, youâll be able to follow a conversation about Kevin Parentâs seeds!
đïž Whatâs the intensity level? What should I expect?
Somewhere between a stroll in the park and climbing Mount Royal⊠No worries, but tie your tuque on tight!
đ„ Will I get addicted to this?
Once you start speaking French like a QuĂ©bĂ©cois, itâs pretty hard to go back to the regular version â aka the boring one!
đ€© How will I impress my friends with my new QuĂ©bĂ©cois accent?
By nailing those saucy âĂąâ sounds or dropping a classic âcâtu correct?â or âcâest don ben lâfun!â
âïž And if I have questions, who do I contact? The police?
Nah! Thatâs my job! Book a lesson with me on italki or shoot me an email, and everything will be just peachy!